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Tony's avatar

Do you know where someone could purchase the aforementioned celery? Asking for a friend, of course (and I'm definitely not a cop)

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Kieran Moran's avatar

Is your friend the cop?

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Thomas J Bevan's avatar

Almond don’t have teats. Nor do oats, nor potatoes. Milk must be milked to be milk. Call me a philistine but this is where I stand on the issue.

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Kieran Moran's avatar

Milk must be milked is far too logical for current times

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Vanya Bagaev's avatar

homeopathic milk it is (although I fancy a glass of oat “milk” sometimes). Maybe it’s just shouldn’t be called “milk”?.. fck knows

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Kieran Moran's avatar

I think Oat 'Juice' wouldn't sell as well

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